and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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