worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just had sex bonerless
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He did a backflip because drugs
the raccoons are back...
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