I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
