the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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