Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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