it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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