Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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