stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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