If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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