What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
pop tarts are not kleenex
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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