So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.