I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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