She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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