Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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