Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Your penis caused this!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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