Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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