remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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