She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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