Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
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1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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