Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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