She said her name was "party"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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