We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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