can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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