well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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