You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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