Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
