We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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