well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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