Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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