used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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