soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
this hospital has no fireball
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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