like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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