he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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