I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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