wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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