I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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