I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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