just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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