I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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