Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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