Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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