You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've blown a few things in my day
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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