lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
how drunk are you?
Several
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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