Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
