forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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