so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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