Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't put those talents on a resume
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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