Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You were trust falling into bushes
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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