My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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