Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I could fuck to npr.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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