is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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