I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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