I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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