He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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